bostontbagparty:

sex with my lady is perfect.

can i se eyour lady

spongebob's parents are cookies, i thought that too. but they're like old, dried up sponges :)
Anonymous

fuck you dipshut

yigers:

check this shit out!

ermagerd therndersterm

I talked to your Uncle Perdis and he is burning in hell and he said to tell you that it's all your fault.

Wong, awso i cant twake you sewiouswy with that pictuwe of wong necked, big bweast mawge swimpswon.

A small bean rolls down a hill. It says "Hey!" because it's run of the mill. and the bean is such a bore, nobody wants to deal with it anymore, so it sits down and cries as if it were the butt of fireflies!
Anonymous

YASSSSSS!!!!

But you are not like the bean. you are human, or so it would seem. And a very cool human at that, I don't care if you're fat. Your eyebrows dance like refined pears. now is not the time for tears! And I only think about one thing, that is "Marry me, Izze the king!!!"
Anonymous

OHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDD!! YASSS!!!!

Sea sponges
Anonymous

*You become one with the earth*

Spongebob's family are sea sponges. Educate yourself.
Anonymous

*begins to watch you slowly disintegrate*

They're not shriveled up and old. Stop telling lies, people. They're sea sponges. Check your damn facts.
Anonymous

*shoots you in the face with a gun*

how many limbs do i have to cut off before i’m considered “Kpop?”