<--- remove that to fix layout GONE FISHING

when i start to feel less sad something really bad happens and i get sadder

i think god is punishing me for the time i funneled ants in my dick and they all died

i probably wont be postin on here anymore or for a long time due to my horrifically broken heart

this is sad now

who wants to see my treenis? (theres a tree growing out of my pube)

i want to put a bluetooth in my butt so god can hear my farts

thanks for supporting my blong

30mins left torblog mything before i leave forever

You're the reason I log in to tumblr every day. Don't fuck this up.
Anonymous

*tears streaming down my face*

if this post reaches 100 notes in 1 hour izzetheking will be recontinued as of 2014

REblog/ like if you arent anti izze

You have until 9:30 MST to show the king that you care